14 Cats Absolutely Hating Halloween
Nothing strikes terror in the hearts of cats than knowing that Halloween's around the corner. That's when deranged humans, intent on getting more Facebook likes, subject their cats to the most humiliating costumes. These tend to fall along 3 familiar themes, all amply illustrated below.
Food is the entry level of cat Halloween costumery. It's as easy as buying a banana split costume off of Amazon.
Or using items found around the house, like boxes and carpet remnants. This Rice Krispies creation is earth-friendly and makes quite the statement.
If the human is proud of her crafty skills, crocheting a fetching candy corn ensemble is encouraged.
So is fashioning a lobster costume. Hopefully the stove isn't turned on.
Because who can trust chefs nowadays?
If the human wants to go intermediate, then it's time to go up a level: Dressing the cat as another animal. Hence the preponderance of bears ...
... man-eating sharks ...
... lions ...
... and lethal spiders.
But cuteness deserves cuteness. Which explains this cat dressed up as another lovable pet.
The expert level in Halloween cat costumery is all about clever pop references. Not everyone's cat will be dressed as Walter White, complete with drug-making paraphernalia.
Or Bernie Sanders.
Or the Joker with a perfectly upturned smile. How this cat sat through makeup will be always be a mystery.
But for the pop culture reference that's recognizable across the world, hands down Star Wars wins. Let's just hope this cat got a lot of treats for wearing Leia's wig with panache.
We're sure the world's cats are looking forward to this Halloween.
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