Things That Everyone That Lives In A Small Town Know To Be True
"Oh, I've never heard of that place." (shocker)
EVERYBODY knows EVERYBODY.
You can't go to a grocery store without seeing like 8 other people you know.
There's that one family that makes about 1/5 of the towns whole population
Not another McJohnson.
You always get asked if you drive a tractor around town
"No actually, ummm, we have these things called cars, they're a pretty mystical thing."
You have to drive into a big city if you even need ANYTHING.
There are no useful stores in your town.
Which always takes FOREVER because your town is in the middle of NOWHERE!
At least it has taught you to be patient.....(kinda)
And inevitably when you can't drive into a big city all the shops in your town close at 8
What is this? A nursing home?
You can't have a secret.
Because you tell one person at school that you're dating Brad and suddenly the whole town knows.
No one has ever heard of your town.
They assure you they have heard of your town, you tell them the name, and they don't know.
There is always a HUGE event that the whole town attends.
If you don't go they might shun you to a different town. It's not even fun!
But in the end it's pretty awesome!
We will never move!
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